Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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