Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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