we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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