I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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