is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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