we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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