I wannas sexs uuuuu
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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