Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
