Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
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