as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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