absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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