Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
my shit smells like andre
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
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