i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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