Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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