John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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