dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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