yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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