He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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