that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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