can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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