Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he puts the penis in happiness.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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