I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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