I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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