Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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