Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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