shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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