do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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