I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
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