so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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