Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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