also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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