She's JV to your varsity
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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