everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
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