that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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