ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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