she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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