Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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