I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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