I wish i was in the wii world.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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