Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
