i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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