Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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