Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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