if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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