Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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