You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wish your couch was made out of beer. I would drink like half of it.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
