and she was petting her beer can
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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