How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Are my feet made of real feet?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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