wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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