When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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