There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Come see our sink grown plant.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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